The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon [to Elena]: This would be so much more fun if we were naked.

Stefan [about Damon]: I think he loves her as much as we do, and he can’t be selfish with her anymore.

Tyler: The bond effects how you act, not how you feel.

Elena: I know you two have issues with him but I’m happy and I wanted to spend tonight with my best friends so I could tell them about it.

Damon: I finally got Elena to a good place about being a vampire and you two idiots can’t stand that she’s happy because of me.

Damon [to Elena]: Can’t we just let ourselves enjoy one secret selfish day before we destroy his?

Elena: Jeremy can’t live with me, Stefan wants to fix me, and Caroline flat out admitted that she doesn’t like me this way. Think it’s…

Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow? Caroline: How about a quarter to never? Klaus: I was promised a date in…

Stefan: I’m not depressed. I just want to rip into someone’s artery and feed until I can’t breathe anymore. Caroline: Well, you can’t. As…

Elena: My brother wants to kill me. Damon: Welcome to the club.