The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Stefan [to Klaus]: You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed?

Jeremy: What happened? Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.

Damon: You should have called Stefan. Elena: I don’t trust him right now. Damon: P.S. I called Stefan.

Damon: Sure, Stefan. Since you asked, I’d be happy to go on a suicide mission with you for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!

Elena: Dear Diary, I know it’s been awhile. A long while.

Damon: Is that where you’ve been all morning, out buying bossypants?

Damon: Since when do we team up with Klaus and the Lollipop Guild?

Damon [to Elena]: For someone who doesn’t wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.

Elena: No, Damon. I didn’t tell him I got high on blood like some dirty crackhead and then Dirty Danced with you.

Hayley: Yeah, I don’t do teen drama. Take it up with Ty.