The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Dorian: How dumb do you think I am? Seline: On a scale from Matt to Alaric, you’re right in the middle.

Stefan [to Sybil]: Take it from me. Elena Gilbert never really goes away.

Seline: I sure am trusting you. With a weapon of terrible power. Caroline: Well, I sure do love a weapon of terrible power.

Caroline: You’re much older than you look. Sybil: Talk to me in a thousand years and we’ll see how well you’re holding up.

Stefan: Damon, I work for the Devil. I don’t have to play fair.

Damon: Clarity over cleverness. That’s what I always say. Stefan: You’ve literally never said that before.

Damon: I see you decided to join us. I was just asking Peter what’s the worst thing he’s ever done. Alaric: Well, mine was not making…

Caroline [to Matt]: Well, Damon’s alive, as you can see. Bonnie and Enzo are late and Stefan’s dead. Merry Christmas. I’ve got gifts.

Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot. Stefan: Well, it’s hard to be sympathetic about your…

Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric. Alaric: I killed you. Caroline: WHAT? Alaric: He deserved it.