The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Is it weird that Bonnie isn’t returning my calls? Matt: Is it weird Klaus’ bother is in the middle of the town square?

Damon: She’s lonely, desperate. Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Caroline: Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?

Finn: He stored us in boxes. Rebekah: At least he’s not trying to make us extinct.

Caroline: Elena Gilbert, savior of the curse and the damned.

Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer’s heart is through his stomach.

Damon: Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon that he repeatedly fallen off of.

Elena [to Damon]: Maybe you’re not the right person to be teaching Stefan about self control.

Damon: Unless you’re interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Damon: Unless you’re interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.