The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: Ric, the world can’t stop just because you’re an accidental serial killer.

Damon: Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don’t let him kill anyone.

Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Dr. Meredith Fell: You wear a ring that lets you cheat death, Ric. How many times can you die before it changes you?

Damon: No more No Humanity Stefan. There’s a road called recovery and we are on it.

Damon: Don’t rile him up. He’s testy when he’s being self-righteous. Stefan: I’m not being self-righteous Damon. I’m just not interested…

Matt: Sometimes it pays to be the only normal one in a town of vampires. I’m practically invisible.

Elena: I know it doesn’t make sense. But in the beginning, after my parents died, there was something about being with Stefan. I felt…

Stefan: Okay. I’m freaking out. I’m ready to eat the whole wait staff. Why do you need to hear me say it?

Damon: I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation’s throat.