Trust Me Quotes

Conner: Look on the bright side. Mason: What side? Where is it bright? Conner: I may make more money than you, but you have more money…

Denise: I don’t mean to belittle your achievement, but didn’t you get that promotion because someone dropped dead?

Sarah: I know I said shampoo is not my thing, like I’m an anthropologist studying a bizarre alien race. But I have been working my ass…

HR Guy: Look Conner, I get it. Mini bars get emptied. You don’t want to write “Crazy Girls Strip Club” on your expense reports, so you…

Erin: I booked us a couple’s massage later this afternoon? Mason: A couple’s massage? Erin: It’ll be fun. Mason: No it won’t. That’s even…

Conner [to Mason about his wife]: A beautiful woman is waiting all alone in a hotel suite, probably wearing all of her sexiest lingerie….

Mason: I hate massages. They stress me out. I never know whether to leave my underwear on or take it off. masseuse: Oh, you have to ask….

Conner: Think about what you’re saying. You have a family to support. I have…. I have the gibbons… at the Lincoln Park zoo

Mason: I need you to cover for me. Sarah: No Mason. The answer is no. It is my birthday. Mason: I thought your birthday was yesterday….

Conner: What do you think of this version? Editor: It’s perfect. It’s fantastic. It’s the “Citizen Kane” of cell phone ads.