Ugly Betty Quotes

Amanda: (about Claire’s whereabouts) How would I know what she was doing in South Dakota? I don’t even know where that country is.

Betty: Oh my lover is good!…At painting!

Denise: Now that Suzuki, is he gay? Because I thought I saw him sneaking a peek at my Snookie.

Marc: (to Troy) I’m your first? Aren’t you like 40?

Marc: I didn’t think he’d be back so soon. His passport accidentally ended up in my bag. Completely innocent, fully deniable mistake. But…

Justin: Thank you so much for the ride, Bobby. It’s Elizabeth Taylor week on Lifetime, and I could not miss Butterfield 8. She plays a…

Betty: (After looking around Mode’s gay friendly office) You can’t miss ‘Puck Night’! C’mon someone around here will want to go to a…

Marc: She actually thinks Emporio Armani and Georgio Armani are brothers! Ha!

Hilda: You see, it’s the little things that’ll get you. One day Matt is saying ‘Miss you much,’ and the next day it’s ‘Pop! Pop!’…

Dr. Farkas: I’m a professional. I don’t get grossed out by food caught in braces.