Ugly Betty Quotes

Marc: This is the chair Willy got me when I told her the one I had was comfortable. This mark here? I was injecting her with botox and…

Betty: You know, Marc, it’s OK – you can totally disagree with Daniel and he doesn’t hit you or psychically shame you in any way

Amanda: You’re going to South Dakota! You have to blend in. Less money and more food stamp.

Wilhelmina: I can’t afford to get caught sneaking out in again in one of your ridiculous jumpsuits. It’s a miracle I could pass it off as…

Wilhelmina: These past three weeks have been heaven – aside from my tailoring bill. You’ve got to stop literally ripping my clothes off!

Claire: What was she thinking?! I’ve seen actual blueberries look less round.

Amanda: Well, I am on board – and on the pill.

Amanda: I’ve seen my future, and it’s needlepoint and double-A batteries in bulk.

Wilhelmina: Betty, Betty, Betty, take the stick out! Everything will be taken care of.

Wilhelmina: I’m sensing a personal life here. Stop it, immediately. I need your giant head in the game.