Ugly Betty Quotes

Justin: My Photoshop life is so much better than my real one.

Betty: Amanda is going to the Bahamas? Hmm, I wonder what she’s going to do there. I guess she could not answer the phones at Atlantis as…

Marc: One of the only c-words in the English language never used to describe you. The other one’s “cuddly.”

Daniel: Unitards don’t really scream sexy. More like 1970s magician.

Wilhelmina: I am not going to set up a payment plan with a blackmailer!

Betty: I was thinking we could shoot the models dressed as pirates, plundering booty but also showing booty.

Wilhelmina: Marc, do you think I haven’t tried? I’ve already prostrated myself before the mummified remains of Claire Meade and begged…

Wilhelmina: Now, I know that over the years, the press has had a lot of fun at my expense. You’ve called me the ‘meaner Hitler.’ You’ve…

Wilhelmina: For God’s sake, Nico, lower your voice! Angela Lansbury lives next door, and she’d love to rat me out to the co-op board.

Natalie: I don’t know about you, but I am stoked for this weekend, and yes, I just said stoked.