Ugly Betty Quotes

Wilhelmina: Can you believe there’s traffic in Bermuda? Luckily, I’ve chased felons here before, so I know all the short cuts.

Natalie: A crappy school. Support group. This phone smells like cheese.

Marc: I’m sorry, but that psychedelic misfit toy is living my dream!

Marc: How is Betty the editor magazine? That would be like me being the editor of a mechanics magazine or you being the editor of… a…

Marc: We are not talking about that! One more mention, and heads will roll. Pretty blonde heads that don’t have their original nose!

Amanda: Wow, you are like oozing self-pity today. Something’s up. Oh my God, happy birthday!

Hilda: I’m not double-booking haircuts to make money to get you into private school just so you can get rejected ’cause you’re too stupid…

Marc: Oh wow, that doesn’t sound like a woman who wants to be taken seriously. That sounds like a girl who wants to go out, get drunk,…

Megan: You got a delivery while you were out. I signed for it, so I hope it’s nothing illegal.

Wilhelmina: Punching out your employees? Even I know not to do that in public, Daniel!