Ugly Betty Quotes

Helen: I’m not worried. Someone will marry me. Or make me a part of their entourage. Oh, oh, or make a reality show about me! It’s all…

Amanda: Old people usually scare me because they remind me of death and all. But I like you. You’re like a giant, knobby shade tree.

Helen: So I was at The Gates last night and that dad from Jon & Kate Plus 8 was there—I think his name is Ben. Anyway, he was totally…

Marc: That’s a muffin! You can’t call a tape dispenser with a muffin!

Marc: Betty’s waddling around here somewhere. Last I saw she was tossing carbs around the office with wild abandon!

Wilhelmina: I’m sorry. All those facelifts must have affected your speech. What do you say?

Wilhelmina: Wake up and smell the aromatherapy, Betty! Being an assistant is boot camp. Being an editor is war. You have your allies, you…

Wilhelmina: Oh, and malaria—really?! Like I would ever put disease-ridden poor people in the pages of this magazine.

Amanda: Get away from me, you bloated troll.

Willy: No, Marc, you can’t use my bathroom. No one uses my bathroom, not even me!