Ugly Betty Quotes

Amanda [to Alexis]: Oh honey, no no no. Friends don’t let friends wear glitter before noon

Hilda: A guy in a car once told me I could be a model Betty: I know I stopped you from getting in that car

Betty [about her professor]: He’s mean, like Simon Cowell with a Pulitzer

Betty: I’m your assistant and it’s my responsibility to do whatever you ask, even if it is offensive to the handicapable

Marc [about Claire breaking out of prison and coming to Black & White Ball]: My god that woman will do anything for an open bar

Betty: or i could have written in my journal cause I’m pretty sure the last thing it said was “I want to marry Lance Bass, I Love him”

Yoga: Black and White ball, huh? It looks like an all white ball to me

Marc [whispers to Wilhelmina]: Michael Bolton, not the good one Wilhelmina: Oh hi, nice to meet you Marc [whispers to Wilhelmina]:…

Marc: You gotta work for your celebrity, does Paris Hilton just get everything handed to her? Oh wait, that celubtard works hard to stay…

Gio: Every time you make an excuse I’m going to quack Betty: You have no right to quack, you don’t know my life. My dad is stuck in…