Ugly Betty Quotes

Justin [showing pictures of him playing basketball to Hilda]: This one almost went it, but I touched something gross on the pole

Christina: Is this real? Am I pinning an endangered species here? Wilhelmina: If you really want to feel bad I have a hat made of bald…

Vasquez: Sometimes I wake up, I miss my wife, sometimes my flan Ignacio: You’re insane Vasquez: Just hungry

Amanda: Grubstank… Henry: It’s grubstick. Grubstick. Got it? It’s one of the oldest and most honored names in Dutch history, which…

Amanda: I’m actually kinda bummed that Mr Meade isn’t my father, he is rich and bald Marc: Your Daddy Warbucks fantasy Amanda: I don’t…

Wilhelmina: Someone has to teach you how to be a woman again.. Alexis: It’s so frustrating.. it’s like I finally got the sports car I…

Gio: Alright everybody, that’s it for me.. but before I go..that’s no such thing as fat free mayo.. there’s 125 calories of pure fat per…

Betty: So, you’re new. What happened to Robert? Gio: I think he inherited money… or got arrested. I don’t know what happened. There was…

Wilhelmina: Oh how humiliating.. my closest friends are going to be there tonight.. can you imagine how happy they’ll be?

Gio: I knew you were an eater Betty: Oh thank you, I guess