Ugly Betty Quotes

[Betty is trying to cook for Henry and Ignacio is on the phone giving advice] Ignacio: Just add cilantro. Betty: I don’t think I have…

Fabia: You must come to the ceremony. I won’t be able to get married without my something old. Wilhelmina: Oh, with the veins in your…

Marc: … a little glitch, teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole sized problem

Hilda: We’re trying to plan a wedding here Santos: That’s right, best man. What you don’t want to help with this? Justin: I told mom if…

Hygienist: You are such a chick flick! I would totally pay $12 to see you!

Hygienist: Oh my God! That is so romantic. It’s like Julia Roberts flossing before whoring herself in “Pretty Woman”.

[Amanda walks in on Henry and Betty about to kiss] Amanda: Eww dorkus interruptus Henry and Betty: Get out! Amanda: Hey everyone, Betty…

Daniel [to Betty]: There’s Henry, why don’t you go make awkward small talk with your friend

Marc: Inhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin Farrell

Marc: What took you so long? Amanda: I had to wait for Christina to go to the bathroom. That woman retains water like a two humped camel.