Ugly Betty Quotes

Betty: Besides, we get to meet all of our family members and practice our Spanish. “Hola comi a tu sobrina.” Ignacio: You just said “I…

Amanda: Shh. We’ll get caught. Marc: Please, if anybody hears us, they’ll just think it’s Christina stumbling around blind drunk, crying…

Marc [about Tavares]: Open your eyes people. He’s as straight as the crease on an old man’s jeans

Hitman: …because once you get off this elevator you’ll never see me again [Alexis is about to get off elevator and sees Daniel and…

Amanda: He’s not gay! Marc: OMG. He’s pretending to be gay? Well that’s a new twist on an old standard.

Marc: You’re in love with a gay man. It’s like you and me all over again. Amanda: I was never in love with you. Marc: Oh, are you…

Marc: He’s mean gay Amanda: So what? You’re a mean gay too Marc: Yes, but not to you Amanda: Um yesterday you told me my head was too big…

Marc: But just so you know, I’ll be bringing my own hag. [Marc sees Christina] Marc: or should I say haggis. Polish off your best kilt,…

Marc: Of course, Tavares. Clearly you replaced me with that African queen, I’m yestergay’s news

Betty: She wants me to fill out mom’s side of the tree Hilda: …and you can climb it with those toenails