Ugly Betty Quotes

Betty: When I was a little girl I hated getting my allergy shot, so I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs…

Betty: Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester’s Banquet? Christina: I think people just want to get drunk.

Marc: I’m not going stag, hag Amanda: You’ll have to buy your own beer, queer

Amanda: Who answers the phones? Who fans the magazines? Who signs for the packages? Marc: Tim, Sheila, Betty Amanda: Well who looks hot…

Tavares: Amanda, I love you. You are totally saving my behind. Amanda: More like an A-plus-hind.

Betty: Henry can you believe it? We saved the day, I am totally wonderful. Henry: I snatched a purse, I’m kind of a bad ass!

Alexis: Do you need a condom? I’ve got one in my wallet. Rodrigo: This is your first time as a girl, isn’t it?

Alexis: I don’t know how this is possible but I guess you don’t know… Rodrigo: That you used to be a man? Alexis: That made it to…

Daniel: So you would screw me over just to piss off dad? Alexis: Yep Daniel: You have a cold heart Alexis Alexis: Had it installed with…

Henry [to Daniel]: Wow I’ve never known anyone whose been blackmailed before. It’s so all my children, which I used to watch with my…