Ugly Betty Quotes

Amanda: Sure, today I’m the eye candy, but tomorrow I’ll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint. Marc: Are you having a…

Amanda: I’ve been de-wenched!

Christina: Alright Betty, the sooner you tackle that horsey, the sooner I can tackle something in a codpiece.

Wilhelmina: You think the hat is too much for prison? Marc: It looked okay when you wore it to visit martha Wilhelmina: I was trying to…

Claire: Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.

[sees his mom cutting her nails] Justin: Noo don’t do it! Barbara didn’t cut her nails to play Yentl, did she?

Marc: that was hi…wait for it… larious

Amanda: promise you won’t say anything to anyone? Marc: I swear on the abs of Marc Wahlberg

Rodrigo: So why wouldn’t you want to go to Brazil with me? Alexis: For one, I have sideburns and a mustache in my passport photo

[listening to jazz…] Bradford: Alright I tried it and I still hate it Wilhelmina: You’re so white some times