Ugly Betty Quotes

[holding a cashew] Wilhelmina: Who on this staff would willingly eat something that’s 15 grams of fat per serving?

[after Daniel’s fight with Sofia in the backseat…] Betty: Maybe you should stick to girls who love two seaters

Daniel: and you slept? Betty: In your arms… I’m kidding, relax

Marc: Prison reality is not living up to my fantasy at all. Where is all the scary, beefy trade?

Gio: …and If you didn’t live in Betty Suarez land Betty: Okay, I do not live in Betty Suarez Land. Gio: Oh yes you do. 25 Teddy Bear…

Wilhelmina: …Alexis got community service. If I had known this is how the system works I’d have tried to kill more often!

Wilhelmina: How’s my baby? Marc: I’m fine Willy. Oh Willy… you know how i get when you call me that. Oh, that baby. Gestating nicely…

Daniel: I’m sorry I tried to punch you Alexis: I’m sorry you suck at fighting

Wilhelmina: Oh Marc, my adorable but short sighted minion

Gio: I’ve known you for awhile.. I’ve seen you at work… swimming with the sharks at mode.. keeping Daniel’s head above water..you’re…