Ugly Betty Quotes

Gio: What he really needs is a place to be alone with his thoughts… and maybe get a good look up a few skirts

Amanda: A pair of smelly balls arrived for you Betty: Yay! Amanda: Is that your lunch?

Claire: I’m not letting my daughter’s life be in the hands of 12 people that were too lazy or too stupid to get out of jury duty

Marc: I’m completely lost, just tell me how to feel. Why don’t you Wilhelmina: Get your lips off my ass and the DA on phone.

Betty: Private? Yesterday you have me check a mole on your lower back and today there’s boundaries? Yay for that!

Hilda: Don’t even think about it Justin: How does she do that? Santos: She’s a little bit of a witch Betty: Give or take a letter

Marc: hey come try these on with me… if I keep doing it by myself I’m just a freak

Martha Stewart [to Wilhelmina]: You’re cooking a turkey… oh maybe i could run a fashion magazine.. it’d be like Freaky Friday

Betty: Are you wearing cover up? Daniel: I had a pimple, go away

Marc: What’s that weird float over there? Amanda: That’s not a float. That’s Betty