Vanderpump Rules Quotes

Stassi: Kristen, we’re trying to convince people that you’re not a psycho.

Tom Sandoval: The OK Magazine party has become the SUR Christmas party.

Kristen: Damn right I’m sleeping with a 21-year-old. And I’m having the time of my f-cking life right now..

Kristen [to Ariana]: You’re only [on the show] because you’re f-cking my ex-boyfriend.

Katie: It’s really sobering to watch yourself highly intoxicated.

Lisa: He would do anything that Stassi says. He’s dumb when it comes to Stassi.

Andy Cohen [to Stassi]: Do you have some kind of mind control?

Stassi: I just love a chance for things to be about me.

Tom [to Kristen]: You were my girlfriend, but you were also my enemy,

Jax: I’ve never had a girl say ‘no’ to me before.