Vanderpump Rules Quotes

James: I don’t want to sound cocky, but I’m young, I’m good looking, I’m a DJ in Los Angeles. I’m fuckng killing the game.

Tom Schwartz: I was doing my mantra the whole time… ‘don’t complain, don’t be cheap.’

Lisa: Kristen does have a habit of getting in the middle of things… I just never thought it would be Brittany’s legs.

Lisa: I heard exactly what went down. It was Kristen.

Katie: I hope it doesn’t turn into the Hunger Games of bridesmaids.

Lisa: I worship the ground that he never walks on.

James: You ruined my Yeezy’s, nearly!

Ariana: You can’t go to sleep when Kristen’s around.

Lisa: If it was anyone else I don’t think I’d believe it, but Kristen chowing down on Kentucky muffin.

Tom: Did Kristen just jax Jax?