Veep Quotes

Mike: I’m eating everyone’s shit. I’m like the last guy in a human centipede with this.

Jonah: Wazzzup, as they say in the late 90s.

Gary: I’ve selected a few candidates. Or should I say canine-didates. Selina: No, you shouldn’t say that.

Gary: Every single thing you say to me is emasculating. Do you realize that? Dan: Yes.

Jonah: Mint! It implies freshness, trust, traditional values.

Selina: I could move more air my farting. Gary: I’m sure you could, ma’am.