Veep Quotes

Selina: If Muhammad Atta had you people booking his travel, he’d still be alive today which for HIM would be a major fuckup.

Selina: Two wheelchair guys behind him? What? We didn’t get the point after the first wheelchair guy?

Jonah: Did you guys know I got married? Who wants to meet my brand new, smokin’ hot wife?

Jonah: Ma’am, you need to kill the dog. Not literally, but if it comes to that, then yeah. You gotta kill that dog.

Jonah: You know, I can see right through your shirt. Is it designed that way?

Sue: Senator Doyle just arrived and he has a face like he’s been stabbed in the groin.

Selina: A Rubix Cube is not impossible to finish. Gary: I saw a Chinese kid do one in like 10 seconds. Selina: 10 seconds, Mike.

Selina: Tell her I’m canceling the lunch with Catherine that was supposed to prove there’s nothing more important than Catherine because…

Selina: We have two catch-22 situations simultaneously. Is there even a name for that? Gary: How about a catch-44?

Gary: FYI, the President is not calling. Selina: FYI, Gary, no shit.