Venture Brothers Quotes

Dean: All right, fine. But in the future, could you warn us before you do that? Sgt. Hatred: In the future, the lazy Eloi will be living…

Henchman 86: Man! I’m so glad I didn’t mention the car accident. Henchman 21: Car accident? Car accident? That was no car accident. 24…

Hank [about his dad’s car]: I don’t think I should take it off the compound Dermott: You didn’t think I should have hot wired it either…

Hank: How come Baby Einstein gets his own lab and I’m stuck pushing boxes around? When do I get to train for my future career? Dr….

Dermott: All right, we’re going to have to do this commando style. Hank: You want me to… take off my underwear?

Dermott: Why do you think they used to call me “the Wolf?” Hank: Nobody calls you that. Dermott: Well, they did back in my old…

Dermott: You think being grounded is bad? Try prison. That’s like being grounded for life. And instead of chores… butt sex

Sgt. Hatred: I don’t wanna tell ya how to do your daddy duty or nothing, but don’tcha think maybe you’re being just a little hard on the…

Sgt. Hatred: It’s a fresh new twist on a classic decoy tactic. We place ’em in key locations around the compound, and the next time your…

Dean: I have been practicing my career in science, look at these Dr. Venture: Shrinky Dinks don’t count, Dean, I’m not even gonna ask why…