Venture Brothers Quotes

Dr. Venture: Dean, I remember when the Action Man would wake me up with a gun pointed at my head. He’d just hold it there and pull the…

Phantom Limb: Silence! The room has ears. they’re everywhere… listening, plotting, laughing at our hair!

Dragoon: Am I missing something? Red Mantle: The man is a Fruit Loop! Phantom Limb: Fruit Loop as a fox, gentlemen

Red Mantle: I’ve been piloting this bone-bag for like 73 years. I’m not giving it up to a talking pimple! Dragoon: A talking pimple that…

Dr. Venture [outside the bathroom]: I have a list of inappropriate behavior. Number one: this! Don’t do this! Sgt. Hatred: What’s number…

Henchman 21: What’s the password? The Monarch: I forgot. Oh, wait, I remember. I’m the fucking Monarch! Let me in now!

Dr. Venture: And here we are. Alone. What would the neighbors think? Dr. Girlfriend: The neighbors are AuntiMatter, who’s a spinster who…

Henchman 21: You have been subjected to the dreaded Chinese Water Torture for easily half an hour. You have lost your grip on reality….

Sgt. Hatred: Look, I was in the Guild of Calamitous Intent. And I’m also a recovered pedophile. So if anyone knows the rules about young…

Sgt. Hatred: Get up! Emergency! Our home has been violated! Dr. Venture: What time is it? Sgt. Hatred: Go time! I was downstairs, sitting…