Venture Brothers Quotes

ER Doctor: The tumor was benign. It’s just that… well. [clears throat] We cannot find it. Dr. Venture: What do you mean you “can’t find…

Hank: I’m outta here! I’m not gonna play second… banana-fiddle to some stupid old baby. Dean: Well not me! I’m staying right here. I’ll…

Dr. Orpheus: Pumpkin, you’re up early, and you’ve changed out of your jam-jams into…the clothes you wore last night. How frugal of you….

Jonas Venture, Jr.: Hello, Rusty. Fetus Rusty: Daddy? What are you doing in mommy’s womb? Jonas Venture, Jr.: I came to tell you…

Dr. Orpheus: Now we have the Venture twins staying with us, and they’re not in the den. I sense something is amiss. Is there, something…

Dr. Venture: You jury-rigged my body, that’s why I have all these blackouts. I thought it was the pills. Jonas: Your body’s a mess! It’s…

The Monarch: You’re probably wondering why you’re here. You’re here because you done fucked up too many times! You think you’re hot shit…

The Monarch: What’s your name? Dean: Dean Ven- The Monarch: Your name is bitch!! And I own you. You’re property! And when I’m tired of…

Hank: I can’t believe we have a new baby uncle. Every Christmas he’s probably gonna give us a Jovan Musk gift pack. And we’ll have to…

Dr. Orpheus: There is a television behind the El Greco. Sadly, the remote has vanished from the material sphere…