Venture Brothers Quotes

Dr. Girlfriend: You should have replaced his blood with acid after this part. The sharks won’t touch him. Monarch: Thanks, Dr….

Monarch: Well, Hank…what’s it like to be a… liar?!? Huh? You like being a liar, with pants constantly on fire?! Tiny Attorney:…

Dr. Venture: If I knew you could just call the cops on him, I would’ve done it years ago! Because I’m no sissy, no sir, I would just pick…

Brock: Who do you think supplied the department with new cruisers last year? Dr. Venture: My tax dollars, for one. Hank: Santa Claus, for…

Dean: Saliva is nature’s glue. Hank: And raisins are nature’s candy!

Dr. Orpheus: Do not be too hasty entering [the bathroom]! I had Taco Bell for lunch!

Brock: The Guild works clean, professional. It’s surgical with them. In a way, they’re the only organization I still respect. Hank: And…

Dr. Orpheus: Hug me! Monarch: Fine. Whatever gets you off, man. Just don’t go for the reach-around, because the Monarch doesn’t swing…

Tiny Attorney: Dr. Orpheus, could you tell the court what you… do? You’re a type of… magician? Dr. Venture: Oh, they have no idea…

Dr. Orpheus: If I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out, but your very soul! Dr. Venture: Goodnight, ladies and…