Venture Brothers Quotes

Phantom Limb: On the upside, Vernor did a great job as the cabby, until you gassed him. Professor Impossible: Alright that’s just passive…

Phantom Limb: Night, night Doctor Venture, pleasant screams.

Dr. Venture: Oh, if that suit could talk. Hank: It would say “Kill me, I am a hideous monster.”

Dr. Orpheus: changing the terms of my child support. The Alchemist: Remember when your wife use to screw you without paperwork.

Hank: Al, quit eyeballing the Nancy, we are on a case.

Hank: Not the hat. Nikki: Why is that you’re lucky hat? Hank: I don’t know yet, ask me in the morning.

Hank: What was it like? Like naked skydiving into a mountain of warm whip cream.

Sgt. Hatred: Don’t you think we should let your old men go? Hank: Soon, I’m still waiting for his random checks to clear.

Original Captain Sunshine: He’s what is best in all henchmen… a hero with a number.

Hunters Gathers: Cavity search my ass. You know what I mean.