Venture Brothers Quotes

Hunters Gathers: Her tits were like “coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat” sad. Brock Samson: Mournful…

Dr. Venture: You can’t collect scientists and not have a Rusty Venture on your mantel.

General Treister: All of you have been assigned nicknames, while I have not, because I am special! All of you are in peculiar underpants,…

Shore Leave: Boys night out? I wish. You guys are going to that strip club again. Hunters Gathers: You make that wholesome place sound…

Billy Quizboy: I fought an 8-year-old! And the only reason I won is because he fell on a spike!

Zeus: Billy the Quiz Boy, and whoever you are, must come with me!

Brock: You don’t want my life. What do I have to show for it? Metal plate in my chest, Vatican karate gorilla blood on my hands, and a…

Brock: Back to the high-n-tight huh? Hank: Yeah, I feel like the Jewish guy who lost all his powers when they cut all his hair off….

Prof. Impossible: I thought I had to poop. It was just you in there.

Hank: I want to join up with you guys. Col. Hunter Gathers: Well, my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I’m about to give them a…