Venture Brothers Quotes

Dean: Dad is super serious all of a sudden. Do you really think he’s in as much danger as he says he is? Brock: Oh yeah, he’s screwed. I…

Brock: After the twist, you’ll hear a snap. Then the body goes ragdoll on ya. Hank: And that will knock him out…even more? Brock:…

Brock: Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it’s now. Hank: Uh, sorry, Brock

Pirate Leader: Your insolence will not be tolerated… uh, again. Hey is that guy dead? Brock: Yeah, probably Pirate Leader: Oh, c’mon…

Dr. Venture: Oh yeah, I lost my locator, and yes I realize the irony of that

Dr. Venture: I just learned that giant clams don’t like the taste of exploding robot legs

Dr. Orpheus: Do you have a pen, Hank? Hank: To use as a magic wand? Dr. Orpheus: To use..as a pen, Hank

Mass. Pirate: We need that key to stash your boat, Mr. Big Stuff – let’s have it. Brock: It’s up my ass. Pirate #1: Are you serious?…

Pirate Captain: What kind of “expert bodyguard” ties men up with big bows?

Dean: You scheme was very clever, very clever indeed, but he’s no ghost! Pirate Captain: Oh ya think genius? What tipped you off – was it…