Venture Brothers Quotes

Hank: Dude, what is with you!? Why are you so calm about this?!? Dean: Because, Hank, we’re not just any poor suckers, we’re the Venture…

Dr. Venture: Oh, great, Venture! Thousands of square miles of empty arctic wasteland and you somehow manage to step in the one spot of…

Dr. Venture: Wait a minute, are you a hallucination? Brock: Afraid not, Doc. Dr. Venture: What, did you miss me? What the hell are you…

Richard: Halt! This area is restricted on the authority of the United States government! Brock: I work for the government. Richard:…

Pirate 1: Oh crap, he’s getting his ass kicked, let’s go save him! Pirate 2: You crazy? My sword’s made of cardboard

Brock: Focus, Hank! Whatever you do, don’t light a cigarette. A good sniper can see a hot cherry for miles. Hank: Brock, I don’t smoke!…

Mrs. Tom: Tom, it’s your wife, sweetie. You’re dead now… it’s time to go

Brock: Hey, Captain, I’ve got your key. Hope you’re hungry, because I’m going to feed it to you

Dr. Orpheus: Hank? Are you sure it isn’t a guy in a rubber mask messing with you?

Pirate Captain: So where is this ‘Brock’ guy? Dean: He’s..hiding..and..waiting to save me!…with…guys. Pirate Captain: You’re..not a…