Venture Brothers Quotes

Brock: Look, Hank, I have memories attached to that record. Could we drop this please? Hank: Is it because you killed a whole bunch of…

Triana: Who’s that big guy who’s always washing his car in front of your place? Dean: Oh, that’s Brock. He’s my dad’s bodyguard. One…

Dr. Orpheus [leaving a message]: Greetings, Pumpkin, I am at Mr. Venture’s lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn…

Brock: Nice rescue, boys. You saved me from the only woman I’ve ever loved with a hat that smells like a men’s room and we’re still here….

Hank: Smooth move. She was all over you! Dean: Ya think? Hank: No

Dr. Venture: You sure did a job on this place. I think my dad used to make giant horseshoe crabs here or something, I hardly recognize it

Dr. Orpheus: I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus. And mine is to conceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos! Dr. Venture:…

Triana: Doesn’t your dad have a nickname for you? Dean: Well, I’ve heard him call me “Dave” or “Don” a few times, but I don’t think…

Hank: Scuba. Scooba. Scooba scooba scooba scooba scooba. Say “Scuba.” Brock: Scuba. Hank: Scuba. It sounds funny. Scuba. Brock: Scuba….

Dr. Orpheus: Evil has struck the House of Venture! The air reeks of an ill wind! Yay, though I have smelt it, that have dealt it!