Venture Brothers Quotes

Dr. Venture: You put me in a bag and knocked me out to bring me 50 yards?!

Dean: But Pop… Hank: What are you, on the rag? Dr. Venture: It’s impossible for me to be on the rag, I’m . . . I can’t believe I’m even…

Hank: Dude, look! Elephants! Dean: That’s “loxodonta africana.” You can tell which ones are the males because they’re the only ones with…

Mr. Brisby: Now that we’ve exchanged pleasantries and hot panda milk, Dr. Venture, let’s talk business

Mr. Brisby [about his panda]: Oh that, that’s just Lili, enjoying her lunch. Dr. Venture: Lili? Mr. Brisby: Yes, my long time companda. I…

Mr. Brisby: Welcome, Dr. Venture to the Funnest Place on Earth! Dr. Venture: Holy dammit Christmas! Mr. Brisby: Does my appearance…

Dr. Venture: Brock, thank god! He trained his freaking panda to put me in a bag!

Dr. Venture: Hey! Where do you get off?! You don’t know me! Mr. Brisby: Oh, I know you, Dr. Venture. My researchers are very thorough….

Mr. Brisby: I need you to clone me, Dr. Venture! That I might live to see my dream fulfilled. This dried old husk of mine might be broken…

The Monarch: Venture and I have been engaged in a deadly game of cat and also-cat for years!