Venture Brothers Quotes

Dean: We knew you wouldn’t let us down. Hank: And just in the nick of time too – Monarch was gettin’ all ‘creepy uncle’ on us

Dr. Guevara: I realize I am a Tijuana doctor, but even we have scruples. I could lose my license to practice…Mexican medicine

Dr. Guevara: I am sorry, Señor Venture. Dr. Venture: Doctor. Dr. Guevara: Sí? Dr. Venture: No, ‘Doctor Venture’. What’s Mexican for…

Brock: You get the boys… I’ll take care of these guys… Dr. Venture: Are you sure? There’s an awful lot of them. Brock: They hit me…

Mexican University Administrator: …your check, Dr. Venture. Muchas gracias. Dr. Venture: Super good! Very generous of y-oh, pesos….

The Monarch: You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, the Monarch has many ways to sting. Dying…

The Monarch: And deadly! Just like the monarch butterfly of my namesake. Henchman: Wha? Butterflies aren’t deadly

Dr. Venture: Well, that ought to take care of that . . . Hank: Look! Brock still ain’t done with him. [Brock pisses on the mummy] That’s…

Dean: And I thought I was the smart one. Hank: Ma Venture didn’t raise no fools. Dean: We don’t have a mom, Hank

Kikai: Master I have news of Doctor Venture’s lastest invention. Yesterday’s New York Herald – science section. Otaku Senzuri: Thank you,…