Venture Brothers Quotes

Baron Underbheit: You have to give me this one. I’ve loathed Venture ever since college. The Monarch: Oh, who hasn’t, Ãœnderpants? What…

Hank and Dean: He started it! Dr. Venture: No I started it years ago in a moment of passion! And I’ll end it the same way right here in…

Dean: It’s on! Hank: It’s off! Dean: It’s on! Hank: Off! Dean: It’s on! Dr. Venture: That’s called ‘blinking’, boys…

Brock: That’s a tight fit. Baldavitch: It’s like they were made for each other! Dr. Venture: Yes, because they were, because they were…

Dr. Venture: I’ve tried everything. Jonas Venture: Are you kidding me? You were just flipping switches. Think, think, tiny wonder! You…

Jonas Venture: Oh Rusty, you don’t need “diet pills,” you just need to work a few things out. Dr. Venture: Look who’s telling me this -…

Dr. Venture: So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of…

Brock: Hey Doc, how’d your speech…uh thing go? Dr. Venture: All right, I suppose. One or two of the students really seemed to…

Hank: What’s your problem with our dad anyway?! The Monarch: (awkwardly) Well, I- he- he’s my nemesis. My archenemy. Dean: I don’t think…

Hank: Well, sure. H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road