Younger Quotes

Kelsey: Who am I gonna choose? Lauren: Mm-mm. No. You don’t. Have them both, diva. It’s healthier for your flora too.

Diana: Liza’s generation has no concept of style. It’s all rompers and fanny packs.

Diana: That man may be a plumber, but he sure can plumb my depths.

Maggie: Who is that woman screeching at you? Liza: Uh, that’s Diana. Maggie: Oh, that’s Diana? Now I finally get it.

Zane: It needs more energy. Humor. Scandal. We’re competing with Russian hookers and golden showers.

Maggie: You can’t assume everyone’s lying just because you are.

Liza: The world is ageist, and until that changes, I can’t play by the rules.

Jake: Can I kiss you? Kelsey: What? Sorry, I just thought Obama’s speechwriter would be a little smoother than that. Jake: Oh, well, it…

Kelsey: Who is that? Lauren: Oh, that’s my new intern. Kelsey: You have an intern? Lauren: It’s basically slave labor, TBQH, but they are…

Maggie: I just want to remind you that the last time you picked up a stray, you married her.