June 26, 2018 | 0 Comments
Diana: This party, like my marriage, is officially too gay for its own good.
Diana: This party, like my marriage, is officially too gay for its own good.
Zane: I said crash, not smash. Kelsey: They’re synonymous. Zane: That’s presumptuous.
Liza: The killer would stay off the radar. Let someone else accuse and then pounce. Like you did. Charles: You sound paranoid. And guilty.
Charles: Who are you? Liza: I think if you’re asking you probably know. Charles: I thought I did.
Pauline: You know, you’d think the lying would get easier but the more it accumulates, the harder it gets. Liza: Believe what you’re…
Charles: Pauline and I are getting a divorce. Liza: What? Diana: Oh, Charles. I am so sorry. What are we going to do about the book tour?…
Lauren: Kelsey got onto Yara. Josh: Wow, this is like Tinder for the Illuminati, right?
Liza: (gasp) Reese just slipped into my DMs. Kelsey: What? Diana: Speak English. What does that mean? Liza: It means Reese Witherspoon…
Liza: I’m sorry I didn’t say goodbye after the wedding. Josh: It’s fine… I DM’d you, though. Liza: You what? Lauren: Yeah, Josh is…
LL Moore: We did an investigation. She represents herself as a woman in her twenties but the fact is, she’s a divorced forty-something…