August 24, 2017 | 0 Comments
Claire: Just so you know, I’m a jalapeno virgin.
Claire: Just so you know, I’m a jalapeno virgin.
Claire: It still looks a bit angry. Josh: Angry? Claire: Defeated and blotchy.
Diana: You set him up with a girl and a job. Later we have to have a conversation about how not to be a doormat.
Kelsey: Liza, I’m really freaking out. Why would Josh have hit Charles? Liza: Charles and I had a moment in the Hamptons. Kelsey: What?!…
Kelsey: Did you sleep with him? Liza: No. Kelsey: Good. Keep it that way. I’m going to give you some advice. Sleeping with the boss…
Kelsey: OK. Did you read page 58? Liza: Yes, and I’m trying hard to forget I ever did.
Charles: When you are in a long marriage, it’s formative. You go through profound experiences together, like having children. It makes…
Maggie: You gotta nice thing with a pube on top. That’s all I’m saying.
Maggie: So. How was lunch with the pube? Liza: She is one complicated woman. Evidently, the real reason she wrote the book was to win…
Maggie: You’re helping both of your men get with other women? Liza: Yep. I’m going to be just like Jane Austen. She helped create all of…