Younger Quotes

Maggie: So. How was lunch with the pube? Liza: She is one complicated woman. Evidently, the real reason she wrote the book was to win…

Liza: So it’s like Girl on a Train. Chick: Not at all! It happens on a bus.

Lauren: Uh, why didn’t you say Josh was with us? Kelsey: Oh. No reason.

Lauren: So what. He’s in love with you, and you’re just servin’ him up some pity clitty.

Charles: I never did get around to eating that cupcake yesterday. Liza: Yeah. It’s probably hard by now…I mean stale. Dry! I don’t know…

Kelsey: OK. Maybe I have a little agenda, but I’m not an asshole about it.

Kelsey: We can’t. Josh: I know. It was a crazy idea. Kelsey: No. It’s not crazy. We just can’t.

Diana: I had a hamster once when I was a child. Sad story. Apparently, you can’t blow dry them on high.

Lauren: Ohhh. She was very, very into you. You could have fried an egg on that cooch. Maggie: Did…did she have a mustache? Lauren:…

Jay: Blackmailed? What kind of crowd are you running with? Oh yes, publishing.