17 Times Zelda Spellman Was The Sarcastic Aunt We All Needed
Amanda Lang at .We can't keep track of all the fantastic female characters on Netflix's Chilling Adventures of Sabrina!
There is the titular teenage witch herself, the flirty femme fatale, Prudence, and of course the iconic Madame Satan. But the one whose one-liners we all remember is absolutely Zelda Spellman!
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Here are 17 times Zelda Spellman was the sarcastic aunt we all deserve.
1. When She Had A Few Suggestions For Sabrina's Familiar
"Familiars are goblins, Sabrina, there is nothing 'human' about them."
2. When Hilda Annoyed Her
....So she killed her and buried her in the yard.
3. When Zelda Was Given Her Youth Back
"Praise Satan, I am young again!"
4. When Zelda Knew Sabrina Wasn't Being Challenged
In a meeting with Father Blackwood at the Academy of Unseen Arts.
Sabrina: I didn't come here to study herbalism or Latin!
Zelda: Well, of course, you didn't. If this is what you have her studying, then no wonder she is acting out. The poor dear is restless!
5. When A Jam Jar Was Just Fine
After defeating Batibat.
"Well it's not as intricate as an Acheron Configuration, but a jam jar will do just as well."
6. When Zelda Had a Thing or Two to Say About Childbirth
"Carrying a child of nigh to term should be the most joyous 13 months in a witch's life."
7. When Zelda Explained To Sabrina The Feast of Feasts
On the Feast of Feasts, one witch is chosen to be "Queen" AKA the main course at the annual dinner, and Zelda had something to say about it.
"We Spellmans have participated in many Feast of Feasts, and the Dark Lord has never seen fit to reward us with being Queen!"
8. When Zelda Prostrated Herself Before Satan
"It has been many months since my last Satanic confession."
9. When Sabrina Wanted to Cross Over to the Land of the Dead
"You're a child, not some grand magus!"
10. Zelda's Answer To All Problems
"Pray to Satan!"
11. When Zelda Felt Protective of Sabrina
"I refuse to put the safety of my niece in the hands of a spinster schoolmarm, and a British batwit."
12. When Zelda Knew How Best To Keep A Secret
"Who's talking about witches? Give me their names, and I'll make sure they stop talking about anything. Permanently. It's just terrible when teenagers slip into comas, isn't it?"
13. When Zelda Set The Record Straight
"Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe."
14. When Zelda Was The Protective Aunt We All Want
"He hasn't defiled you has he?"
15. When Zelda Put All Men In Their Place
"And this is no place for a man. And that very much includes you."
16. When Zelda Had Aunt Hilda's Tooth
"This is your Aunt Hilda's tooth!"
17. When Zelda Kidnapped A Baby
"I may have done something rather impulsive."
