Quotables for Week Ending April 14, 2017

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Will long-term viewers ever forgive writers for the one-two punch that was Quinn's fate on Homeland Season 5 and Homeland Season 6

Can The Fosters ever have a good time, or will they spend every hour in misery until the show makes its exit?

Was Scandal's 100th Episode celebration just too weird?

Can you imagine a Girls series finale without Elijah?

Ponder all of these things and more as you read the quotes from the week ending April 14, 2017, below!

1. Homeland

Carrie has a plan homeland

KEANE: Is he, is he dead?
CARRIE: Yeah.
KEANE: He saved our lives.
CARRIE: Yeah.
KEANE: What was his name?
CARRIE: Peter Quinn.
KEANE: Peter Quinn.

KEANE: Is he, is he dead? CARRIE: Yeah. KEANE: He saved our lives. CARRIE: Yeah. KEANE: What was his name? CARRIE: Peter Quinn. KEANE:...

2. Underground

The rebel

If you don't have it in you to take up arms against the injustice then you gotta pray another prayer and you gotta walk in it with conviction. He will provide, but you got to do your part. You gotta find what it means for you to be a soldier. Beat back those that are trying to kill everything good and right in the world and call it making it great again. We can't afford to be just citizens in a time of war. That'll be surrender. That'll be giving up our future and our souls. Ain't nobody get to sit this one out, you hear me?

Harriet
If you don't have it in you to take up arms against the injustice then you gotta pray another prayer and you gotta walk in it with...

3. The Son

Eli and his granddaughter the son season 1 episode 1

Is this one of those vaudeville routines or are you working your way up to a question?

Eli
Is this one of those vaudeville routines or are you working your way up to a question?

4. Shades of Blue

Things get awkward shades of blue

Nothing good happens in the woods after midnight.

Harlee
Nothing good happens in the woods after midnight.

5. Once Upon a Time

Emma swan image

Rumple: If you want answers, I suggest you start by asking nicely.
Emma: I'm done with nice. Your son has a death wish. Which, if he messes with me one more time, I'm happy to fulfill.
Snow: And I'm happy to help. We've been looking for some mother-daughter bonding.

Rumple: If you want answers, I suggest you start by asking nicely. Emma: I'm done with nice. Your son has a death wish. Which, if he...

6. The Good Fight

Lucca andmaia perplexed the good fight

Colin Sweeney: Can we pay him?
Diane Lockhart: Mr. Sweeney!
Colin Sweeney: Hypothetically.

Colin Sweeney: Can we pay him? Diane Lockhart: Mr. Sweeney! Colin Sweeney: Hypothetically.

7. NCIS: Los Angeles

Undercover dancer ncis los angeles

Deeks: You need a better lawyer.
Victor: I'm my own lawyer.
Deeks: Like I said, you need a better lawyer.

Deeks: You need a better lawyer. Victor: I'm my own lawyer. Deeks: Like I said, you need a better lawyer.

8. The Arrangement

Megan worries the arrangement

If I have to talk politics with another Uber driver, I'm going to kill myself.

Nate
If I have to talk politics with another Uber driver, I'm going to kill myself.

9. Prison Break

Trying to escape prison break

Say what you want about Yemen, but they are not shy about prescriptions.

Michael
Say what you want about Yemen, but they are not shy about prescriptions.

10. Girls

Hannah needs advice girls

I just don't understand why you would want to leave New York, okay? That's like something your family makes you do when you're too deep into crack to stop them. It's not something that a young, vibrant, albeit pregnant, person does.

Elijah
I just don't understand why you would want to leave New York, okay? That's like something your family makes you do when you're too deep...

11. Madam Secretary

Backfire madam secretary

Matt: How are you doing with the whole…
Daisy: Guy I was dating getting poisoned by some nefarious agent still at large? Not great, but thanks for asking.

Matt: How are you doing with the whole… Daisy: Guy I was dating getting poisoned by some nefarious agent still at large? Not great, but...

12. Better Call Saul

A wrong turn better call saul

Jimmy, don't think I'll ever forget what happened here today. And you WILL pay.

Chuck
Jimmy, don't think I'll ever forget what happened here today. And you WILL pay.

13. The Magicians

Fillory and further the magicians s2e12

When they named it the Poison Room, just how literal do you think they were being?

Penny
When they named it the Poison Room, just how literal do you think they were being?

14. Quantico

A friend is framed quantico

The real America - two blond people arguing the merits of my freedom instead of letting me have it. The fact that this is even happening is an atrocity. We've learned nothing from history.

Nimah
The real America - two blond people arguing the merits of my freedom instead of letting me have it. The fact that this is even happening...

15. Taken

Bryan is abducted taken

Asha: Do you really care if [Asha's parents] like you? That's so sweet.
Bryan: Now you're making fun of me.

Asha: Do you really care if [Asha's parents] like you? That's so sweet. Bryan: Now you're making fun of me.

16. Scorpion

Asteroids scorpion

Walter: Now according to my research, your marriage only has a 47% chance of succeeding.
Paige: Are you kidding me?
Walter: No, the divorce rate is 53%. It's simple math.

Walter: Now according to my research, your marriage only has a 47% chance of succeeding. Paige: Are you kidding me? Walter: No, the...

17. Bates Motel

Tough love bates motel

The artificiality of a scripted drama doesn't hold a candle to true crime.

Chick
The artificiality of a scripted drama doesn't hold a candle to true crime.

18. The Americans

A shocking announcement the americans

My own parents. I don't know anything about them at all.

Philip
My own parents. I don't know anything about them at all.

19. The Fosters

Ramping up their investigation the fosters

Why do you think Grey is so intent on putting Callie away? 'Cause this girl, this teenage girl keeps uncovering things he was trying to cover up.

Mike
Why do you think Grey is so intent on putting Callie away? 'Cause this girl, this teenage girl keeps uncovering things he was trying to...

20. Agents of SHIELD

The real world agents of shield

It's me again. Phil Coulson. I called Hydra on you. My bad.

Coulson [to Simmons]
It's me again. Phil Coulson. I called Hydra on you. My bad.

21. iZombie

Major and liv are starving izombie

Wally: Is that mustache real?
Clive: No, I glued it to give myself more authority in situations like this.
Wally: Well, you look like black Tony Stark.

Wally: Is that mustache real? Clive: No, I glued it to give myself more authority in situations like this. Wally: Well, you look like...

22. Major Crimes

Rusty and flynn major crimes

Flynn: I've been doing some thinking.
Provenza: Are you in pain?
Flynn: No, I - oh. Very funny. No, I've been thinking that my health's improving. I'm eating better, I'm taking vitamins, all that. So how long before I'm back in the field?

Flynn: I've been doing some thinking. Provenza: Are you in pain? Flynn: No, I - oh. Very funny. No, I've been thinking that my health's...

23. Empire

The live stream empire

Coocious sounds like a damn STD. And now Angelo is butthurt.

Cookie [to Jamal]
Coocious sounds like a damn STD. And now Angelo is butthurt.

24. Archer

Follow through archer

Archer: Heiresses to fortunes like your family's don't fake their own deaths. They murder their parents and blame it on some poor Hispanic or Negro.
Cheryl: Yes, I thought about that, but I don't know any Hispanics or Negroes.
Archer: No, they make up the Hispanic or Negro.
Cheryl: I honestly wouldn't know where to begin.

Archer: Heiresses to fortunes like your family's don't fake their own deaths. They murder their parents and blame it on some poor...

25. Designated Survivor

Another threat designated survivor

This bill isn't about taking guns away from people, it's about making sure they don't fall into the wrong hands in the first place.

Kirkman
This bill isn't about taking guns away from people, it's about making sure they don't fall into the wrong hands in the first place.

26. The Big Bang Theory

The golddigger the big bang theory

Bernadette: What if she likes the people who work there more than us?
Howard: She already likes soap bubbles more than us.

Bernadette: What if she likes the people who work there more than us? Howard: She already likes soap bubbles more than us.

27. Grey's Anatomy

Stuck on a plane greys anatomy

Riggs: You just treated a bloke's brain bleed with a cocktail straw! You're so fearless about so many things. How the hell are you still scared?
Meredith: I'm not scared. I'm making a choice. I'm prioritizing my family, my sister.
Riggs: Please, don't pretend this is still about Pierce, it's not. You're scared.
Meredith: Of what?
Riggs: Of him. Of letting him go.

Riggs: You just treated a bloke's brain bleed with a cocktail straw! You're so fearless about so many things. How the hell are you still...

28. Scandal

Fitz needs a drink scandal

Fitz: Hi.
Olivia: Hey.
Fitz: I left Mellie.
Olivia: Congratulations.
Fitz: Where are you going?
Olivia: A date.

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Fitz: Hi. Olivia: Hey. Fitz: I left Mellie. Olivia: Congratulations. Fitz: Where are you going? Olivia: A date.

29. Riverdale

The surprise party riverdale

Betty: I should've told you about Chuck, but I lied. And instead threw you this party you didn't want.
Jughead: Why did you?
Betty: Something is very...very wrong with me. Like, there's this darkness in me that's overwhelming. Sometimes I don't know where it comes from, but I think that's what makes me do things.

Betty: I should've told you about Chuck, but I lied. And instead threw you this party you didn't want. Jughead: Why did you? Betty:...

30. Supernatural

Head of a goat supernatural

Next time you hear me say our family is messed up, remind me that we could be psycho goat people.

Dean
Next time you hear me say our family is messed up, remind me that we could be psycho goat people.

31. Chicago Med

Dr halsteads father chicago med

Connor: I'm worried about Robin. She's not acting like herself. She is, uh, she's convinced that there's rats in my condo, but I haven't seen them, or heard them, and no exterminator can find them.
Daniel: Rats can be pretty clever.
Connor: Not that clever.

Connor: I'm worried about Robin. She's not acting like herself. She is, uh, she's convinced that there's rats in my condo, but I haven't...

32. Blacklist: Redemption

A fateful choice the blacklist redemption

Someone has to live in the shadows so others can live in the light.

Scottie
Someone has to live in the shadows so others can live in the light.

33. The Originals

Klaus is messed up the originals

Elijah, what are you doing here? Did you not learn your lesson the last time I put you down?

Marcel
Elijah, what are you doing here? Did you not learn your lesson the last time I put you down?

34. Hawaii Five-0

An important role hawaii five 0

War is messy, and I thought you, better than anybody, would understand that, Commander McGarrett.

Campbell [to McGarrett]
War is messy, and I thought you, better than anybody, would understand that, Commander McGarrett.

35. Blue Bloods

Suicide or homicide blue bloods

You don't ask one man to do what's right, you ask the whole block.

ADA Smith
You don't ask one man to do what's right, you ask the whole block.

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Inej: Kaz, if not Saints, what do you believe in?
Kaz: Myself.
Inej: Why'd I even ask?
Kaz: And you. And Jesper. My Crows.
Inej: Because we flock to your bidding? Like the animals of vengeance, you named us after?
Kaz: Crows don't just remember the faces of people who wronged them. They also remember those who were kind. They tell each other who to look after and who to watch out for. No Saint ever watched over me. Not like you have.

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