Quotables from Week Ending July 2, 2015
Carissa Pavlica
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We're back with more quotes!
This week Salem finished up with a blood bath ending to the Witch War, Zoo premiered, proving you'd best be careful what you feed your animals and Suits reinforced the old saying that you should never, ever discuss your salary with others in the work place.
See what quotes tickle your fancy when you scroll through the slideshow. Have a wonderful holiday weekend. Be free!
1. For centuries, mankind has been the dominant species. We've domesticated animals, locked them...
For centuries, mankind has been the dominant species. We've domesticated animals, locked them up, killed them for sport. But what if all across the globe, the animals decided, 'no more?' What if they finally decided to fight back?
Robert Oz
2. Haven't you ever seen a movie? Puppies fix everything. You said you were lonely, so I got a...
Holly: A puppy? You bought me a puppy?
Tommy: Haven't you ever seen a movie? Puppies fix everything. You said you were lonely, so I got a bitch for my bitch.
3. Lose my sister to casually date you.
Joss: Nothing, Harry. I just, you know, I didn't, I didn't do this for this.
Harry: You didn't do what for what?
Joss: Lose my sister to casually date you.
4. Well, if you have to ask...
Gretchen: I prefer my men manly.
Harvey: Am I not manly?
Gretchen: Well, if you have to ask...
5. Morning beautiful, sorry I'm late. I wish I could blame it on the traffic, but somehow I...
Morning beautiful, sorry I'm late. I wish I could blame it on the traffic, but somehow I don't think that'll fly.
Big Bill
6. Oh. The young man here, he got a dynamite anecdote.
Ani: His insurance had these forms. Items likely stolen from his place. We can put out pawn sheets on them. What'd you guys get?
TD: Oh. The young man here, he got a dynamite anecdote.
7. You are a beautiful monster, and there are those who could love you and shall.
I'm sorry you feel so unloved. You are a beautiful monster, and there are those who could love you and shall. Life awaits you.
Vanessa
8. We had a deal, right, Joe? You’re gonna honor that agreement because you’re not the reptilian...
We had a deal, right, Joe? You’re gonna honor that agreement because you’re not the reptilian son of a bitch that everyone says you are. You’re a changed man.
Gordon
9. Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Tyrell
10. I want to show the world that I can do more than stand there and look pretty.
I want to show the world that I can do more than stand there and look pretty.
Rene
11. You think you're the first soldier that had trouble leaving their family behind? Huh? During...
You think you're the first soldier that had trouble leaving their family behind? Huh? During World War II, English naval captains put their wives and children in bunkers in London and went back out to sea to fight the Nazis for years.
Jed Chandler
12. You know, Buzz, at the end of this ride along, I rate your performance based almost entirely...
You know, Buzz, at the end of this ride along, I rate your performance based almost entirely on my mood.
Provenza
13. Looks like we're all still here.
Pottinger: Listen, had you shot me the whole base would have exploded.
Amanda: (shoots him in the leg) Looks like we're all still here.
14. He said it was a game. He said I would get a prize if I won, and I did. I found daddy.
He said it was a game. He said I would get a prize if I won, and I did. I found daddy.
Henry
15. Because such powers come from the devil himself.
Anne: Cotton, I'm still your Anne. The woman who loves you.
Cotton: No, no. Witches are the very embodiment of evil.
Anne: Cotton.
Cotton: I thought you were the very embodiment of good.
Anne: So why can't I use my power for good? To make the world a better, fairer place.
Cotton: Because such powers come from the devil himself.
16. Or really bad.
Scott: We've been pretty much in the middle for awhile. Which means at some point the scale has to tip one way or the other. Things are going to get really good again-
Stiles: Or really bad.
17. I'd do it myself, but I'm burned...and apparently not...handsome or some -- I'm a grandma or...
I'd do it myself, but I'm burned...and apparently not...handsome or some -- I'm a grandma or something.
Hodiak
18. I love it all. French toast, French fries..
Jane: What kind of French food do you love?
Angela: I love it all. French toast, French fries..
19. It's the time honored enforcement of the food chain. The weak are outed and then eaten.
It's the time honored enforcement of the food chain. The weak are outed and then eaten.
Nina
20. That is how fascism starts. No, no partner.
Computer: Would you like a partner?
JD: Heh. Kills me you still ask.
Computer: I'm a computer, I have to follow the rules.
JD: That is how fascism starts. No, no partner.
21. We don't gloat, Ahmed. Not over the death of innocents. Not even when they are the enemy.
Ahmed: If you had gassed them, just so you know, I would have said it was the right thing to do. It's what I would have done. After what they did yesterday, I think they deserved it.
Jamal: We don't gloat, Ahmed. Not over the death of innocents. Not even when they are the enemy.
22. My foot's asleep. A cop can’t walk around with one foot asleep.
My foot's asleep. A cop can’t walk around with one foot asleep.
Chris
23. If only it were that simple.
Charles: Don't worry about what other people expect you to do, do what's right for you.
Zed: If only it were that simple.
24. Shoot, I was looking for food.
Junior: Excuse me, there are some people in there looking for you.
Christine: Shoot, I was looking for food.
25. We'll never know that. Radley doesn't print out a year book.
We'll never know that. Radley doesn't print out a year book.
Hanna
26. Yeah. I'm not OK with Linus wearing my sweatshirt.
Cameron: You're OK with co-workers dating?
Kirsten: Yeah. I'm not OK with Linus wearing my sweatshirt.
27. Your best friend is a werewolf. You are dating a werecoyote. I still don't know what Kira is...
Your best friend is a werewolf. You are dating a werecoyote. I still don't know what Kira is suppose to be. When the flying monkeys come soaring through this station you will have my undivided attention. Until then, just go to school.
Sherriff Stalinski
28. Alive.
Hannibal: How will you feel when I'm gone?
Jack: Alive.
29. Sometimes pain is a gift. It tells us what needs fixing and what needs to heal.
Sometimes pain is a gift. It tells us what needs fixing and what needs to heal.
John
30. Is she your partner or your boss?
D'avin: Is she your partner or your boss?
John: She's my partner. Boss. Partner-Boss, whatever. So?
