The Big Bang Theory: 18 Favorite Quotes from Sheldon Cooper
Ashley Bissette Sumerel at . Updated at .There are a lot of reasons we love The Big Bang Theory, and one of them – maybe the most important one – is Sheldon Cooper.
These 18 quotes show the different sides of Sheldon, from his misunderstanding of social cues and his love for Star Trek to his rarely seen emotional side. Most of these will make you laugh, but a couple may make you tear up a bit.
1. I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested.
Sheldon
2. I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy...
Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: I'm sorry honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon: I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. Now you.
3. It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock c...
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors
Sheldon
4. What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? D...
What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits?" Does he provide her with health insurance?
Sheldon [about Wolowitz and Leslie]
5. Bazinga, punk. Now we're even.
Bazinga, punk. Now we're even.
Sheldon
6. What reference?
Sheldon: Play that funky music, white boy!
Leonard: I'm surprised you know that reference.
Sheldon: What reference?