During the season eight premiere of Two and a Half Men:
- When Charlie wakes up on the stair case and his pants in the mailbox, he decides to give up drinking… liquor. Man can still have beer and wine right?
- Meanwhile, Jake finally discovers that Alan is sleeping with his best friend’s mother and they take the relationship out in the open.
- Speaking of Jake, the dude sneaks two girls into his room for a menage a tois, but tells his dad it’s for surfing.