Dwight: Attention everyone, I just got a text from Michael. He says personnel day. Are we hiring? Jim: Yep. You're being replaced. Pam: I think he meant personal day. Dwight: Oh, that's quite a leap Pam. Phyllis: I hope he's ok, I feel bad. Creed: Give it up, he's dead. Jim: He just sent a text. Creed: What's a text?
Jim: Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary. Michael: I know where this is goin'. Jim: Do ya? Michael: No. Jim: Ok. Remember Spider face? Michael: No. Jim: OK. 'Cause the quote was, cut off your nose to spiderface. Michael: Spite her - okay. Jim: Yeah.