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• Wes goes out with Babe, then runs into her ex-husband JR (Jacob Young) with his latest sexual fling, Amanda. The former couple also tries out a batting cage. Seriously.

• The aforementioned four, however, end up housed in a cabin in the boondocks somewhere, as a storm rages outside. While there, Wes’ true colors become obviously. For instance, while trying to terrorize Annie, he grows enraged, breaking a phone.

• The robber who confronted Babe (and lost) enters the morgue, where Annie goes to see if this could be her lunatic brother Ritchie.

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