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September 16th, 2007 12:55 PM
Lexia (Aka McBarwhore): Seriously?? Who calls you McDreamy??
Derek: Your sister actually...
September 16th, 2007 11:52 AM
Lexi: Seriously, that Patrick Dempsey is hot!
Derek: Are you kidding me, that guy has been in so many stinkers.
Lexi: Check him out inThe Escape.
Derek: Seriously, the guy can't act!
Lexi: Who said anything about acting!
September 16th, 2007 1:45 AM
Lexie: Do I look like a slutty intern to you?
Derek: (Thinking) does she really want me to answer that?
Derek: Well, I can't answer that, but either go to Dr Mark Sloan or Dr Alex Karev, they'll gladly answer that question for you.
September 15th, 2007 11:06 PM
Derek: Can you believe it? That fantastic actor Patrick Dempsey did not get an Emmy nomination.
Lexi: Seriously? I don't think that he is that great of an actor.
Derek: He is my favorite actorâ€"has always taken roles with such complexity and depth. I think we should start rallying for him now to get an Emmy nomination for next year.
Lexi: Seriously, the only way he can win is if they gave an Emmy for fabulous hair.
September 15th, 2007 10:46 PM
Derek: Seriously, you want me to kiss you in the elevator?
Lexi: Yea, I heard it was a rite of passage on my first day at Seattle Grace.
September 15th, 2007 10:45 PM
Lexi: Ok, I get it,. You're looking at me like that.
Derek: Like what?
Lexi: Like you want to see me naked.
September 15th, 2007 10:10 PM
Lexie: I have a problem.
Derek: (thinking) Yeah, me too. You want to know what it is? You're looking at me.
(to Lexie) What is it?
Lexie: I slept with one of the doctors that works here... I believe his name is George O'Mallie. Well, he stormed out on my after only 15 minutes of great sex. How should I confront him about it?
Derek: (thinking) OH BOY IS THIS FUNNY! Should I tell her that he stormed out because he's married and is madly in love with another woman. I think I am!
(to Lexie) Well, George stormed out on you because he's married and is in love with another woman. If you ask me, you're pretty much screwed. But, if you really want to talk to him, use the freakin elevator and get out of my face because I have to go see Meredith now.
September 15th, 2007 10:10 PM
Lexi: Remember me?
Derek: Hey. Yea, yeah I think I do. You are the girl from the bar, am I right? Whats up with that huge smile?
Lexi: Im just bright and shiny!
*background*
Christina: Hey you! Number 3. Stop flirting and go do rectal exams. Oh don't give me that smile, it doesn't work on me. Do I look like I have nice hair and I like to lean on things? Go. NOW!
September 15th, 2007 9:43 PM
LExi: Hey, you paged for a Dr. Grey? Anything I can help u with?
Derek: Oh did I? Actually, I meant the other.... err..nevermind... So anyway, since you are new here, let me show you around...You know the on call room...have you been there yet?
September 15th, 2007 8:10 PM
Derek: Hey! You're the prostitute from the bar! What are you doing here?
Lexie: I work here.
Derek: Oh I see. Is this a new service the hospital is providing?
September 15th, 2007 2:39 PM
Lexi: Derek, what does this mean?
Derek: Are you into threesomes?
Lexi: My fantasy, you and Finn, then you and George.
Derek: No! No! No!
Lexi: Yes! Yes! Yes!. I want all the great kissers-- all of Meredith's boys.
September 15th, 2007 2:37 PM
Lexi: You got an itch, and you want me to scratch it, seriously?
Derek: Sometimes people do desperate things to get somebody's attention.
Lexi: How about you feeling me up instead?
September 15th, 2007 12:52 PM
Lexie: Hey McDreamy! I'm bright and shiny!
Derek: Well, you're making our storylines dark and twisty!
September 15th, 2007 12:22 PM
Lexie: "So I was wondering, maybe I can by you a drink?"
Derek:"I'm gay."
Lexie:"Excuse me?"
Derek:"Gay? You know man love."
Lexie walks away.
September 15th, 2007 12:12 PM
Lexi: I heard about that look.
Derek: What look?
Lexi: You're giving me that our look look.
Derek: I wasted it on Meredith for a whole year. Is it working on you?
September 15th, 2007 11:56 AM
Derek: Seriously, you came to Seattle Grace to learn what?
Lexi: You know that bending thing that you do in the shower.
September 15th, 2007 11:53 AM
Lexie: "So I was wondering, maybe I can by you a drink?"
Derek:"I'm gay."
Lexie:"Excuse me?"
Derek:"Gay? You know man love."
Lexie walks away.
September 14th, 2007 11:06 PM
Derek: What are you doing?
Lexie: Staring you down; I heard if I stare you down you will do a little favor for me... Is it working?
Derek: No, not even a bit.
September 14th, 2007 5:50 PM
(I know this probably won't win, but it is for the mer/der supporters and lexi haters!!!!!!!!!)
Derek: Get out of here, Merideth told me all about you. No one wants you.
Lexi: I'm a retard.
Derek: We know. Go back to your cruel worthless father. He wants you.
Derek: We're Merideth's family, not you. Why didn't you support her when her dad slapped her, abandoned her, and yelled at her?!
Lexie: Because I'm a retard.
Derek: We know!!!!!
September 14th, 2007 7:33 AM
Lexie: "Hey, handsome! Look at me! All bright and shiny!" (thinks to herself: I'm bright and shiny on the outside but dark and twisty on the inside! I heard he likes women who are like that)
Derek: "Yeah, that's what too much Botox will do to you..."
September 13th, 2007 9:15 PM
Lexie: Wanna get laid?
Derek: Umm...no..there's a...ummm...a syph epidemic round here...
September 13th, 2007 7:39 PM
ew.i just mcvomited in my mouth at the sight of lexi
September 13th, 2007 8:09 AM
Jenny's one is the best!! (even if I hate Avril)
September 13th, 2007 6:50 AM
"You're calling me the Girl from the Bar? Seriously?"
September 13th, 2007 12:28 AM
Derek: (thinking) I never realised that someone could look at my hair for so long. I mean, I know it's gorgeous and all...
Lexie: (thinking) Does he realise that he has a price sticker stuck to his forehead?