Introducing the Private Practice Caption Contest

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Welcome back, fans, and sorry for the delay. Let's take a look at who won the first ever edition of the Private Practice Caption Contest, a tradition started a year and a half ago by our sister site, Grey's Anatomy Insider.

This picture taken from the most recent episode, "In Which Charlotte Goes Down the Rabbit Hole," yielded some great captions. It was a close call, but we chose rentaholic07 as this week's winner. The winning caption appears below the picture. Scroll down to read the full list of submissions we got this week!

Thanks again for playing the Insider's Caption Contest and for making our site the #1 Private Practice source online. Good luck again this week!

Here is this week's Caption Contest image:

Cooper & Violet

Cooper: "Pick me ... choose me ... love me ... whoa, I just had an inter-show experience right there..."

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Cooper: so what's with the pillow?
Violet: the pillow is where I got the color for your tie
Cooper: (thinking) God I was hoping she'd give me a massage


Cooper: (indicating the abusive mother in the hallway, says) So, I think that woman does not have a good relationship with her daughter, Tess... Violet: (hears) I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky...


Violet: This has to be about the ugliest pillow ever.
Cooper: I think I would have to agree with you.


Cooper: Youthink we are just friends but I know better!


Cooper: Pick me...choose me.....whoa I just had an inter-show experience right there...


Cooper: You know those awkward moments in the movies...where the anticipation between two friends starts building one of them wants to be more than friends but is unsure what the other person might think...


Violet: you're a good friend Cooper.
Cooper: thanks, so are you. **Thinking: did she really just have to say friend??**


Violet: Why are you looking at your jacket?
Cooper: I'm not looking at my jacket!
Violet: You are... you're playing with your jacket... why?
Cooper: Because if I look at you...... I might accidentally let it slip that I'm in love with you.
Violet: Oh... okay then... just, um... keep playing with your jacket then.


Cooper: You know, I have this deal with a kid, that if he told the person he liked that he liked the person, I'd tell the person I liked.
Violet: Really? Who'd you tell?
Cooper: I'm telling her now.

Private Practice Quotes

You ever been violated? Anybody rape you lately? Let me tell you what its like. You know those made for TV movies where some woman's crouched down naked in a shower holding her knees and sobbing because when she closes her eyes she can still feel the guys hands on her? How when they show the attack the woman's eyes go all blank and still and she goes to some other place in her mind just to deal with the horror of what's happening to her while some Lillith Fair song plays. It is nothing like that. He's sturdy and sweaty and he licks your face and wipes himself off in your hair and when you try to scream he punches you so hard you see God. And then he goes at you again reaping stuff you didn't even know you had because he enjoyed it so much the first time. I know you're trying to help but if helping me means that everyone is gonna be looking at me the way you're looking at me now please do not help me.


You tomato-ed me back. I like that.


Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down-in-the-valley Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches
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