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May 20th, 2008 10:10 PM
IZZIE: so.. let me get this straight,, you want me to ACT like im goign out with you so you look like less of a whore?..... SERIOUSLY?!
SLOAN: ya... and whats with this use of seriously all the time..?
IZZIE: first of all... i would look like even more of a WHORE... first alex, then denny, and i just broke up george and callie's marriage.....besdies your not my type.
SLOAN: well..... it would be for a good cause.. and for the record im EVERYONES type....
May 20th, 2008 6:31 PM
Mark: Y'know Stevens, we're pretty similar actually. You're always gonna have a thing for Alex and I'm always gonna be a whore...
Izzie: Leaf! Think of the leaf Sloan! Keep turning the darn thing over, you'll succeed one day.
May 20th, 2008 4:33 PM
Izzie: I need you to do me a favor. Please?
Mark: What do you need me to do?
Izzie: You have to do Rebecca.
May 20th, 2008 3:40 PM
Sloan: wanna hv sex? i really need to hv sex.
izzie: i do but i gotta go tell alex avas not pregnant. damnit!!
May 20th, 2008 11:04 AM
Mark: I just realized I forgot to put on deodorant.
Izzie: I didn't need to know that.
May 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Izzie: You look like you just saw a ghost or something.
Sloan: I just saw Erica Hahn and Tores make out in the elevator.
Izzie: Oh that's ... that's awkward.
Sloan: It was extremely hot and I still don't want a threesome. I quite worried about myself.
Izzie: Ok, we need to get you admitted and get a neuro consult or a shrink. You're not yourself today if you're turning down a threesome.
May 20th, 2008 9:21 AM
Izzie: Ummm, Sloan, I am the only woman you haven't slept with in the whole hospital. Why is that?
Sloan: The chief asked me not too! The hospital is on a less fat kick and he's afraid of all the muffins you will bake when I don't call you after!
Izzie: But I make great muffins!
May 20th, 2008 8:22 AM
Mark: What??
Izzy: Listen, cut the holier than thou act - a manwhore is a manwhore is a manwhore. On call room??
May 20th, 2008 8:06 AM
Izzie: Your hair...
Mark: What? What about it?
Izzie: It looks less whorey.
Mark: I told you! NEW LEAF!
May 20th, 2008 6:00 AM
haha! I love Yolanda's!
May 19th, 2008 10:57 PM
Izzi: Dr. Sloan may I ask you something?
Sloan: You can ask me everythink you want... oh no wait you can not ask me why I haven't called you after the sex we had together!!!
Izzi: No I wasn't gonna ask you that, it's about... wait a minute... we had sex together???
Sloan: Why are you asking me that? Am I supposed to know? ...I don't think so!!!
Izzi: Yeah I can't remember having sex with yu, but you just that that you haven't called me!!!
Sloan: Yeah that's actually the only reason I can think off if a woman wants to talk to me!!! ...Did that just sound weird? ...
Izzi: Ehmmmm... am I talking as a woman or as ...
Sloan: Just forget about it...
Izzi: No, that's too good to not talk about.
Sloan: Did I told you that Erica kissed Callie.
Izzi: WHAT????
SLoan *thinking* : I hope she'll forget our conversation now... why didn't I sleept with her...she's hot - "starring at her ass as she goes by"!
May 19th, 2008 9:21 PM
Izzie: Hey, Dr. Sloan?
McSteamy: I wasn't thinking about sex... STOP HARRASSING ME!
Izzie: *confused* I was just going to ask you what you think I should tell Alex.
Sloan: Oh, well I don't know. Pregnancies have to do with sex, and no sex for me. I'm turning over a new leaf.
Izzie:*laughs hysterically*
May 19th, 2008 6:26 PM
Your scene of Hahn and Calli kissing is aboslutely disgusting. I've lost the love! Not sure I'll continue to be one of your biggest fans with that kind of content.
May 19th, 2008 3:50 PM
Mark: Why are two gorgeous specimens like us alone?
Izzie: Well I'm sure it's God's way of punishing us for messing with other people's spouses!
May 19th, 2008 2:28 PM
Sloan: On call room, now.
Izzie: Not today, I've already done it with Alex and George...
Sloan: And I thought I was a slut..
May 19th, 2008 2:03 PM
Mark: I am a mess, this whole new leaf thing, and derek's getting laid.
Izzie: Derek has a girlfriend.
Mark: Yah, about to be EX. He misses meredith.
izzie; god, thank god, meredith has been insane this last month or so.
mark: on call room in 10?
izzie: NEw LEAF! no.
mark: why are WE talking?
izzie, well, none patients, i have no clue.
May 19th, 2008 1:40 PM
Izzie: "Don't come crying to me! I WARNED you Hahn doesn't play for your team!"
May 19th, 2008 1:36 PM
Mark: "So, wanna know exactly how I got my nickname of McSteamy? Heh heh heh!"
Izzie: " Well according to the nurses, it's because you like your bone dry cappucinos steaming hot!"
May 19th, 2008 1:29 PM
Izzie: You blinked! I win!
Mark: That's not fair! Rematch--now.
May 19th, 2008 11:09 AM
Mark: About the major kiss on the finale... I guess it'll be Mer and Der's, what about you?
Izzie: I want it to be mine and Alex's!
May 19th, 2008 10:38 AM
Izzie: You want me to do what with you??? I don't think so!
McSteamy: It was just a question!
May 19th, 2008 8:53 AM
Izzie> Meet me in the on-call room in 3 minutes...
I need it!
Mark> No, I'm turning a new leaf.
Izzie> What!? I thought Callie was kidding!?
May 19th, 2008 8:01 AM
Mark: Have you told Alex he's not going to be a dad?
Izzie: Not yet, but.... how do you know she's not pregnant?
Mark: she's NOT? but I thought I was the father...
May 19th, 2008 7:39 AM
Sloan: Is it weird that Callie and Hahn made out right in front of me in the elevator and I STILL don't want a threesome?
Izzie: For you, that is weird.
WAIT, WHAT!? Callie and Hahn in the elevator!? Ewww nasty
May 19th, 2008 6:07 AM
Mark: What do you mean you won't have a foursome with me?
Izzie: Seriously, you've got Callie and Hahn already! Plus, I don't need any more bad marks on my name. Sorry Sloan.