Gossip Girl Round Table: "The Ex-Files"

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Mister Meester: Does Nate even know where he is right now? Dude is so clueless, it'll take him weeks to figure out everything that happened around him in the last 15 minutes.

Gossip Guy: Well, my vote is for anyone but Vanessa. Hey, I hear Serena is single now.

DANdy: Hopefully a Barney marathon. Dude has to learn to brighten up.

4. Do you like the new, quasi-evil, queen Serena?

Gossip Guy: I don't think like begins to describe the emotion. Serena is finally being the bitch we always knew she was. Sure I loved the Serena she was with Dan, but I think this is the real Serena and it's hot.

DANdy: I liked the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra throughout the three-way date at the club. But no matter how sexy this queen may be, I'll always lament her straddling a throne instead of Dan. Derena 4 eva!

Mister Meester: I wasn't a huge fan at first, but S' transformation should set up some serious drama with Blair. Two words: Cat. Fight.

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5. Moron of the Week: Rufus (spurning Lily), Dan (getting played by Chuck and terrible actress who portrayed Amanda) or Vanessa (screwing up Blair's plan)?

Gossip Guy: First, I've been saying this the last two round tables, but Dan is the moron of the week, month, year, decade, and century. He gave up Serena to go for the terrible actress that played Amanda? Seriously? I give second to Rufus for turning away his favorite blonde and bottle of wine.  Vanessa, you're barely worthy of me mentioning your name.

DANdy: I admired Rufus for taking a stand, despite the likely longing in his pants and his heart; and who can blame Vanessa for thinking Blair was up to no good? Dan, however, will forever be the original specimen of a new species known as Perpetual Moronic Erectus for his dumping of Serena.

Mister Meester: Dan. See photo above.

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Chucky

My favorite posse member has got to be Penelope. That girl has her own bitch look down, it's highly entertaining when she does stuff.

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i always like when Serena and Blair be a BFF. sure i don't realy like serena become a bitchy.. it just.. too easy..

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Did anybody else get a little uncomfortable the morning after S reclaims the throne as Queen B, and Blairs comes by and she takes the scarf and puts it around her and touches her hair like that, the look she had on her face and the tone of her voice made her sound kind of lesbianish, me and my mom were like Woahh, thats weird.

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well I agree with ypu guys the girl who played Amanda's charechter was terrible, as Jenny said "Hanna Montana". Anyway, I hate when S has to be the bitch queen, I think no one can replace B even S , she's really a good actress though. Can't wait for the Next ep.

Mustlovechuck

1. What was the best Gossip Girl quote from the episode?: The absolute best quote had to be either "If looks could kill, we wouldn't want to be Dan Humphrey" or "You should put a bell on." Chuck: "Kinky. I'll think about it." 2. Who is your favorite member of Blair's bitchy posse?: Who ever was the bitch that burned Amanda's hair with that blue gunk. That was wicked awesome. Talk about Blair's posse stepping up. 3. So Nate is sort of off the hook now. What's next for him?: I loved him with V at first, but now I belive he belongs with S. Threy make a good couple and in the first episode of the season, their make-out was so Hot. 4. Do you like the new, quasi-evil, queen Serena?: I like her as the bitch, but B needs to get her crown back. B earned her spot, but I really want some B and C action, so I am glad she got dethroned. I don't care if S is queen, even if I prefer B. I just want B and C to get together. 5. Moron of the Week: Always going to be Dan. He and Vanessa should get together and get out of the picture. I don't like Vanessa at all, and what D did to S was just terrible. Dating on the first day of school after their break-up,jerk.

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I don't mind Serena being bitchy, heck, it's probably gonna make things more interesting. I just hate the fact that she's a HORRIBLE friend to Blair, when B has always been the best towards her.

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all i have to say is... the Bitch is back and i like it

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I've always hated Serena. I mean, where does she come off being such a total ass to Blair? I've yet to see evidence of Serena helping out Blair in any significant way, while Blair seems to always be there for S and helps her out constantly. Serena should be grateful she has a friend like B, who not only FORGAVE her for sleeping with her BOYFRIEND, but who, after that incident still stuck by her thick or thin (e.g. the whole Georgina storyline last year and the whole Dan thing). And what does she do? She stabs Blair in the back AGAIN and takes her crown. What a BITCH. She doesn't deserve a friend like B.

Xoxoregan

now we know why Blair and Serena have that cat fight... Serena is re-claiming her spot as the 'It' girl, like it was before she left for boarding school and Blair cant take it... okay what happened to Hazel? that short blonde chich who was part of the posse last year? you know, jenny stole the valentino dress from her mom... and Vanessa was deff the moron of the week. i was soo pissed when she did that, i wanted to scream.

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I liked it better when Blair was the Queen Bee and Chuck should NOT be in this episode. The girl who plays Amanda is a terrible actress.

Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

You're about to see the real Serena.

Chuck

This girl is Dan with boobs.

Blair
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